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Christopher Lathrop AutobiographyMy name is Christopher give out Lathrop. And this is my Auto biography. Iwas born(p) at Saint Peters Hospital remedy here in capital of Washington WA. Where my other twobrothers Jarred 15, and Ryley 20 months, were born as well.     I traveled to Michigan with my family, when I was around sevensome or six.Where my Aunt lives with her six kids and a small Korean family. I remember mymother gave my brother and I ,what she refereed too as a Care Package, Rightbefore the trip. It was filled with weapons, nipple clamps, blow up dolls,bulling pins and other inatimate objects. What a trip four days on the alleywith my brother and parents. Stopping at places like the worlds largest ball Ofstring. We ended up going to the air port where my mom sent me too India.Where I lived with a Monk monastery. While I was there, I was beaten repeatedlywith tree limbs. The only toys I had to play with were the contents of the pitypackage. I also r eceived for some monk holiday a front-runner snow monkey. But brotherHaanz stole him from me for his own entertainment.(If you know what I mean?)     Anyway a few years later when I became a shambala monk. (many degreesabove a standard monk.) I ran away to the States and joined circus Vargus as thehead clown. When the Circus came too my hometown of Olympia My mother witnessedmy performance, and decided too let me move back home. vivification at home was worsethan I had hoped. I decided to venture, as I called it on a long and hopefullysuccessful by-line to find an answer to one of mans most pondered questions. "Ifa cow laughs, does milk come out of his nose?" So I took what was left of the share package, most of it though, was broken during my stay in the Turkish prison.Thats a full-length different story though. Well anyway I took what was left ofthe care package, and left.     Then at the age of fourteen I travel to Cat-mon-du-Ab udabi-allowishis- debris 90210. and out of pure coincidence, became a porno star. Then I createmy own nudist colony. Which unfortunately became impregnated by four Dutchscientists with a golden retriever. So I was forced by sixteen Jewishscientists with a Great Dane to have an abortion. They claimed it to be immoralor something on those lines. My memory is a bit hazy, when It comes to thosetimes. After the abortion I moved to New York, and began raising venomous